How to tell if you need a new computer

1. The "new" hard drive has crashed.
2. It takes about 4 minutes to boot.
3. The power cord buzzes.
4. The operating system is 2 versions behind the current technology.
5. The low battery light is flashing -- even when it's fully charged.
6. Your suitcase is lighter than your computer bag.
7. You find yourself exclusively using your cell phone's internet because even that is quicker than the computer.
8. Edit You re-read your 2-year old post on getting a new computer, and you are still using the old one.