Monday, November 14, 2011

This post is Rated R

But you can't put a Rated R post in the same blog that you talk about missions. Sorry. I. Just. Did.

You all know what that means. Anyone under 17 isn't allowed to read this without your parent there. Sorry, kids.

Yesterday, there wasn't any school in India for an official holiday - Children's Day. Yes, you heard that right. You've had the conversation before. Usually somewhere around the 2nd Sunday in May or the 3rd Sunday in June. Youngster wonders when is Kid's Day. Parent's response is, "Every day is Kid's Day." Except it isn't. Because Children's Day is November 14th.

Now kids, don't get 2 excited. The next Children's Day is not for another 365 days (yes, 2012 is a leap year). If you remember all this 365 days from now and inform your parents, they will ask you how you know that. You will show them my blog. And rather than getting a new Playstation, you'll get grounded for reading R-Rated content.

If you are reading this as a parent, you should be happy after reading that paragraph. If you are a kid, you should be happy, since now you know there's a kid's day. If you don't have kids, you should be happy because you can enjoy the laugh without the drama of getting more presents. Everyone is happy. Mission accomplished!

3 comments:

  1. If we don't have kids, can we still celebrate children's day? Everyone has a child inside... I'm just sayin'.

    Also, Mexico also has a children's day. It's April 30. ;) That means there are at least 2 days to celebrate kids, so maybe parents weren't so far off...

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  2. I can remember you kids always thought we should celebrate a kids' day since there was a Mother's Day and a Father's Day.

    :) Mom

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  3. I put it in my laptop calendar for next year. Unfortunately, I will be at NWC when that day rolls around. Fortunately, I will be at NWC when that day rolls around.

    Yes. I. Just. Did. That. Same sentences except for the first word.

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